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Live Worm Found in Man's Brain During Surgery

A live nine-centimetre-long worm has been found inside a man's brain during surgery in China.

School Bans Farting in Public

A Chinese school has introduced a new rule to ban pupils from farting in public.
Children caught breaking wind at Hu Zhuang Elementary School in Beijing are fined about 50p.

Zhang, a school teacher, said: " We use the regulation to help students get rid of their bad habits. And nobody has been fined so far."

Cosmetic Surgery is Teenagers' Reward for Passing Exams

Chinese teenagers are being given cosmetic surgery by their parents as a reward for their hard work in school.
Three hospitals in Guangzhou reported that 90% of their plastic surgery patients were middle school graduates.